Did you step on a marshmallow?

I was apparently the comic relief for Ben when he got home from school last night. Ben's side of the story:
Ben comes home at 11:30 p.m. to find all the lights off and everyone in bed. He brushes his teeth takes off his clothes and climbs into bed in the dark. 5 seconds later I turn over look at him and say, "did you step on a marshmallow"? and roll back over and back to sleep.

Kelly's side of the story:
Ben comes home at 11:28 p.m., turns on all the lights goes to the kitchen to take his asthma medication, opens the mail, I think he had a little snack. Then he turns the hall light on, checks on the kids, brushes his teeth, takes off his clothes and climbs into bed. (yes, I know all this because I am in bed, but awake). He gets in bed and I thought, I wonder if he stepped on a marshmallow. Ryan was supposed to be in bed earlier but I caught him on Ben's side of the bed on the floor with a bag of marshmallows. I remembered when Ben crawled into bed that I forgot to pick up the marshmallows after I carried Ryan to bed so I thought Ben might have stepped on one. So when he climbed in bed I looked at him and said, "did you step on a marshmallow?". Then rolled over and tried to go to sleep.

Ben said he's going to tell his side of the story though because he doesn't believe me that I was awake.

After we stopped laughing at the dumb marshmallow thing I told him something else that he thought was SO funny...
Last month I made cookies two days in a row and gave them to my neighbors, Lowell and Cheryl. After the second set of cookies Cheryl asked me what the occasion was for all the cookies and I told her the truth, I was on my period. I always bake and eat sweets on my period. So last night I made brownies with peanut butter chips and called my neighbors behind me to see if they wanted some. I met Tim at the back fence and gave him some brownies, he asked what the occasion was and I couldn't tell him the truth, he's a guy! So I did not say, "I'm on my period", I said, "Um...Um...", he filled in the blank and said, for 9/11 right? I said, "Yes, go troops". So then Ben busted up laughing again saying Tim is probably making fun of me for saying, "go troops". (I'm not trying to make light of such a sad day I promise) But I couldn't say, "Go people who lost their lives on that tragic day". So then Ben said, well now Tim is making fun of you, when you should have said, "yes, I made a calorie for every person who lost their life that day".

We thought it was pretty darn hilarious.